The Phantom Flag Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Borregales. Borregales does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Borregales goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Borregales scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.