The Doink Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The broadcast shows Borregales on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Borregales's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.