The Wide Left Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Borregales kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
75%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Borregales drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.