The Upright Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Borregales. Borregales does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Borregales gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Borregales, Borregales, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.