The Wind Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Borregales. Borregales does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- The broadcast shows Borregales on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Borregales makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
73%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Borregales drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.