The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“A mysterious flag erases Borregales's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Ref: "Number Borregales, that's a flag." Borregales: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Borregales attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
87%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Borregales scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.