The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Ref: "Number Borregales, that's a flag." Borregales: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Borregales. Borregales does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Borregales is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Borregales's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.