The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Borregales sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Borregales, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.