The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Borregales is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Borregales's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.