The Snap Count Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Borregales gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
89%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Borregales, Borregales, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.