The Shank Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Borregales's stadium. Only over Borregales.
- Borregales goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Borregales, Borregales, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Drake Maye
- A.J. Brown
- TreVeyon Henderson
- Rhamondre Stevenson
- Brandon Aubrey
- Hunter Henry
- Cameron Dicker
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Cam Little
- Jake Bates
- Chris Boswell
FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.