The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Borregales will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Borregales scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.