The Doink Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Borregales is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Borregales gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Borregales drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.