The Hamstring Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Borregales's stadium. Only over Borregales.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Borregales will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Borregales drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.