The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Borregales's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Borregales, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.