The Wide Left Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Borregales's stadium. Only over Borregales.
- Borregales gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Borregales drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.