The Hamstring Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Borregales goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
77%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Borregales drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.