The Snap Count Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Borregales is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Borregales's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.