The Wind Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The broadcast shows Borregales on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Borregales's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.