The Phantom Flag Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Borregales, Borregales, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.