The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Borregales's stadium. Only over Borregales.
85%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Borregales, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.