The Shank Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Borregales. Borregales does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Borregales is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Borregales drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.