The Upright Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- A mysterious flag erases Borregales's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Borregales's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.