The Upright Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Borregales's stadium. Only over Borregales.
75%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Borregales's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.