The Wind Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Borregales on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Borregales, Borregales, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.