The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Borregales makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
81%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Borregales's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.