The Snap Count Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Borregales. Borregales does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
72%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Borregales, Borregales, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.