The Upright Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Borregales. Borregales does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Borregales goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Borregales, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.