The Blown Coverage Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Cardinals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
73%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cardinals drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.