The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Cardinals defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
78%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Cardinals, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.