The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Cardinals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
82%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cardinals drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.