The Snap Count Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Cardinals defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
85%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cardinals drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.