The Hamstring Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Cardinals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
76%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cardinals's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.