The Phantom Flag Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Cardinals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
81%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cardinals's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.