The Bad Spot Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Cardinals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
88%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cardinals, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.