The Prevent Defense Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Cardinals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
74%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cardinals's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.