The Garbage-Time Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Cardinals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
87%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Cardinals, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.