The Phantom Flag Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Cardinals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
91%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Cardinals, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.