The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Cardinals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
89%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cardinals drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.