The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Cardinals defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
92%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Cardinals scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.