The Phantom Flag Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Cardinals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
84%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cardinals's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.