The Mystery Tweak Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Cardinals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
86%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Cardinals scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.