The Bad Spot Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Cardinals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
75%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Cardinals's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.