The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Cardinals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
90%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cardinals, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.