The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Cardinals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
76%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Cardinals, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.