The Bad Spot Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Cardinals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
89%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cardinals's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.