The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Cardinals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
91%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cardinals's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.