The Late Scratch Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Cardinals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
78%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cardinals drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.