The Blown Coverage Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Cardinals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
80%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cardinals's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.