The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Cardinals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
91%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Cardinals's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.